Cat Poop Cookies

Categories: Cookies

Serves: 1 Servings

Ingredients:

---------------------------CHOCOLATE INGREDIENTS---------------------------
1/2 c Honey
2/3 c Butter, margarine, or lard
1 Egg
1 ts Vanilla extract
-OR- peppermint extract
2 c Whole wheat flour
1/3 c Cocoa powder
Grape-nuts(tm) cereal

Instructions:
--------------------------GINGERBREAD INGREDIENTS--------------------------
1/4 c Honey
1/4 c Molasses
2/3 c Butter or margarine, or lard
1 Egg
2 1/3 c Whole wheat flour
Ginger, cinnamon, cloves
- to taste
-(maybe 1/2 tsp each)
Grape-nuts(tm) cereal

----------------------------------MIX-INS----------------------------------
Coconut; (tapeworms)
Chocolate chips
Butterscotch chips
Peanut butter chips
Spagetti or ramen noodles
- cooked - (roundworms)
Corn
Peanuts
"puffy pastel things"; *
-find at Chinese restaurants

*NOTE: "puffy pastel things are to look like the cat ate styrofoam packing
pellets-i haven't tried this TO MAKE: icrowave the honey till it
bubbles(about 1 minute). add the butter,(i've been told using lard makes
for a more realistic texture and softer cookie) and the molasses, if any.
add the egg, mix well, then mix in all the other stuff. add mix-ins of your
choice to some or all of the batter. Chill 1 hour in the freezer or several
hours in the fridge. roll dough logs of random length and the diameter of
cat poops. roll logs in grape- nuts and bake at 350 degrees till done(maybe
10 to 15 minutes but with my flaky oven you never know). Serve in a
disposable cat litter box on a bed of grapenuts, with a cat litter scoop. i
hear you get lovely effects by decorating the box and scoop with melted
chocolate or pudding. i imagine brown sugar might work as a substitute for
the new clumping litters, but i havent tried it. this recipe worked
especially well at the halloween party where the table was already
decorated with plastic flies.

From Gemini's MASSIVE MealMaster collection at www.synapse.com/~gemini

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