Chinese Banquet

Categories: Chinese

Serves: 1 Servings

Ingredients:

1 Dial 555-6780
2 Give order
3 No MSG, please!
4 Ask for extra Fortune
Cookies
5 Give name and address
6 Get purse out

Instructions:
Note: The noodle dishes are terrible; no deliveries after 10 p.m.

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