Emoticons #1

Categories: Misc

Serves: 1 Servings

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Emoticon (noun). A figure created with the symbols on the keyboard. Read
with the head tilted to the left. Used to convey the spirit in which a line
of text is typed.
:-i Semi-Smiley, :-] Smiley blockhead,
:-% has beard, :-o singing national anthem,
:-t is cross, :-: mutant,
:-( Drama, :-) Comedy,
:- male, :-? smoking a pipe,
:-\ Undecided, :-p) sticking tongue out,
:-)'tends to drool, :-'| has a cold,
:-)8 well dressed, :-D talks too much,
:-# lips are sealed, :-o shocked
:-)-{8 User is a big girl, :-o surprised
:-{ a mustache, :-% has beard,
:-& tongue-tied, :-9 licking lips,
:-( Sad, :-> Hey hey,
:-X Wearing a bow tie, :-0 an orator,
:-#| bushy mustache, :-@ User face screaming,
:-% a banker, :-} wearing lipstick,
:-) Humor (or smiley), :-v Talking head Smiley,
:-c Bummed out Smiley, :-e Disappointed Smiley,
:-< Real sad Smiley, :-I Hmm,
:-( Boo hoo, :-8( Condescending stare,
:-# My lips are sealed, :-O Uh oh,
:-Q Smoker, ::-) wearing glasses,
:=) User has two noses, :> Midget Smiley ,
:>) User has a big nose, :%)% User has acne, ;-) Winking Smiley, (-: user
is left-handed, (-) needing a haircut, (:-) Smiley big-face, (:-( unSmiley
frowning, (:)-) scuba diver, (:I Egghead, ):-( UnSmiley big-face {(:-)
wearing toupee, +-(:-) the pope, +:-) Smiley priest, ,-} Wry and
winking, *:o) User is a Bozo, *<|:-) User is Santa
Claus, <:I Dunce, <|-)= chinese, =:-) a
hosehead, >- Female, Submitted By AB255@DETROIT.FREENET.ORG
(PATRICIA C. EMPSON) On TUE, 28 NOV 1995 134204 -0500
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Title: Emoticons #2
Categories: Misc
Yield: 1 Servings

>:-< Mad, :-^ Picasso, %-) is cross-eyed, #-) partied
all night, @:I wears a Turban, |-O Birth,
:-) Hee hee, |-D Ho ho, |-P Yuk, (:) -) User wearing
scuba mask, 8-) wears glasses, 8
Infinity, 8-| Suspense, 8-# Death, 8:-) Glasses on forehead, B-) Horn-rims,
o-) User is a cyclops, P-) User is
getting fresh, [:|] User is a robot,
:-=) Older User lis
-tening to Walk-
man radio, 8:] Normal smiling face
:-| no expression face
except that User that comment does
is a gorilla, not faze me, @-) Person submitting -:-)
sporting a mohawk
is Cyclops, and admire Mr. T,
:-\ Popeye smiling face :~) face needs a nose
for people who look job..no explanation
like popeye, necessary,
:n) User with funny look- :u) User with funny
ing right nose, looking left nose,
:-s, User after a BIZARRE GRIN Submitted By AB255@DETROIT.FREENET.ORG
(PATRICIA C. EMPSON) On TUE, 28 NOV 1995 134204 -0500

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